who’s the cuddler: Darcy, by a long shot. Johannes tolerates her leaning on him, but most of their cuddling happens in bed/post s.ex. OCCASIONALLY, Johannes lays his head in her lap, but usually only after a Bad Dream is had.
who makes the bed: Johannes. He’s one of those who is so used to picking up after himself immediately that he doesn’t even thing about it. (Darcy teases him for folding his dirty clothes i mean c’mon)
who wakes up first: Depends on when they went to sleep. Darcy, usually, but only on work days and only because Johannes has been mostly nocturnal for the last decade.
who has the weird taste in music: Darcy. But tbf she’s the only one who actually *listens* to music regularly. Johannes *sometimes* listens to heavy metal, but only when the alternative is listening to whatever gruesome necropsy he’s performing.
who is more protective: Both. Darcy lives on edge over the possibility of Johannes being caught/killed and therefore does everything she can to hide him, and Johannes is completely willing to split a man’s skull for insulting her. I can only imagine what atrocities he’d commit if anyone actually hurt her.
who sings in the shower: Darcy? Johannes only sings when he’s v drunk.
who cries during movies: Good luck getting Johannes to sit through a film if it’s not a science documentary.
who spends the most while out shopping: Johannes, but only because he doesn’t actively think about the money: to him, the quality of his purchase is important, not the cost.
who kisses more roughly: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
who is more dominant: they’re power switches.